my favourite english comics website.

www.explosm.net =D



Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

copying ss now. still have compo
i'm watching naruto at the same time rrrrrrrr

i finished lit.
not for myself
for like 10 other people who wants it.
Yes we are trading hmwk =D



Gx settles physics and chem
Kevin settles maths
I'm doing Lit
Amos doing EL
Rence doing SS
Benita did Chinese


So this settles my homework yea!
3 more days to not do homework. To copy =D

Two retards while playing wc3 maul.

Its ray at 2.30am.

Me rence n wf juz had a maul game in wc3.
During the game,i was bored so i decided to make fun of wf.
I talked to him privately.
Me,'Hey tell u a secret,dun tell rence,ok?'
WF,'Ok'
As expected,Wf is dumb enough.
Me replied,'U R NIPPLE GAY!'
At that moment,he felt rather stupid.
And me was laughing.
Rence however mistooken it as WF ks my kill.
So to trick rence now.
Me once again,'Hey tell u a secret,dun tell wf,ok?'
Rence,'Sure.'
As expected once again,another retard.
Me replied,'U R GAY!'
However,Rence replied,'U BITCH!'

So tis is how the game went on.


In the end,we ended up dying and losing to ai.
Reason:Simple,i didnt get any kills.

Sometimes,u can trust either of the gays(e.g. wf/rence)

If anyone was offended during this post,i apologize.

haha

too many ppl know my pass.
arg i'm lazy to change
these idiots will help me post anyway

lets get on with a real post.
Merry Xmas
nothing happened today =/

So school is in 1 week.
This sucks.
since this will be the last carefree december holiday i'll ever have.
Next year's one i have to prepare for O levels.
So treasure this last week like how the Birdgay treasures his gayness.

i just finished Whose Life is it anyway

Ken needs to hide his sexual pleasure. =D

i still don't get it.

Does he want to die or does he want attention?

Who knows whether he changes his mind anot?

Hi this is gx. I am here to help weifeng post some stuff. First off, Electronic Sports World Cup announced DotA as an official game title for 2008 competition in addition to Quake 3, Counter-Strike 1.6, Warcraft III and Trackmania Nations. ESWC is one of the leading video games competitions organizations so needless to say, this is great news for DotA and its growth. You can learn more about ESWC here and if you want to discuss this news go to our forums

Fresh from the press, VP prolonged their title in the Sennheiser MYM PriDe 8 tournament in an exciting final against the MYM.DotA team. An amazing feat, considering it is the third time in a row that they have won this prestigious tournament. As said, MYM ended second with an impressive record throughout the tournament, only losing against VP, and KS, a newcomer to the MYM tourneys ended 3rd, congratulations to all the teams. For replays go to our forums

And we're not done yet, even though a little late, we want to congratulate the MYM team for winning the Dreamhack Winter edition. They played against team SK which they faced in the previous Dreamhack finals as well, congratulations MYM.

If you think that we're done for the year then you would be wrong as eMg's Fire in Ice 2007 is yet to take place! Naturally we will keep you updated on what happens in the first edition of this American LAN tournament. May the best team win!

Typing crap really rocks

ok, the post below is made by (kinda obvious) and terence ( gay idioits).


they are insane abt the topic AIDS. i think they have them.

obviously,its not ray.he is pure




fk. i better quote or i may get sued for copyright.


http://www.wikipedia.org/

Hello everyone,its wei feng again,today we're gonna talk about a sensitive topic..STDs.

sexually transmitted diseases (STD), a.k.a. Venereal disease (VD), is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. Increasingly, the term sexually transmitted infection (STI) is used, as it has a broader range of meaning; a person may be infected, and may potentially infect others, without showing signs of disease. Some STIs can also be transmitted via the needles used in IV drug use, as well as through childbirth or breastfeeding. Sexually transmitted infections have been well known for hundreds of years.

Acquired immune deficiency syndrome or acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS or Aids) is a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the specific damage to the immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) in humans,^[1] and similar viruses in other species (SIV, FIV, etc.). The late stage of the condition leaves individuals susceptible to opportunistic infections and tumors. Although treatments for AIDS and HIV exist to decelerate the virus' progression, there is currently no known cure. HIV, et al., are transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, semen, vaginal fluid, preseminal fluid, and breast milk.^[2][3] This transmission can come in the form of anal, vaginal or oral sex, blood transfusion, contaminated hypodermic needles, exchange between mother and baby during pregnancy, childbirth, or breastfeeding, or other exposure to one of the above bodily fluids.

Most researchers believe that HIV originated in sub-Saharan Africa during the twentieth century;^[4] it is now a pandemic, with an estimated 33.2 million people now living with the disease worldwide.^[5] As of January 2006, the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV/AIDS (UNAIDS) and the World Health Organization (WHO) estimate that AIDS has killed more than 25 million people since it was first recognized on June 5, 1981, making it one of the most destructive epidemics in recorded history. In 2005 alone, AIDS claimed an estimated 2.4–3.3 million lives, of which more than 570,000 were children.^[6] A third of these deaths are occurring in sub-Saharan Africa, retarding economic growth and destroying human capital. Antiretroviral treatment reduces both the mortality and the morbidity of HIV infection, but routine access to antiretroviral medication is not available in all countries.^[7] HIV/AIDS stigma is more severe than that associated with other life-threatening conditions and extends beyond the disease itself to providers and even volunteers involved with the care of people living with HIV.

Prevention

The most effective way to prevent sexual transmission of STIs is to avoid contact of body parts or fluids which can lead to transfer, not necessarily any sexual activity with an infected partner. (No contact equals no risk, not all sexual activities involve contact, like cybersex, masturbation from a distance, etc) Abstinence is one method of avoiding contact. Ideally, both partners should get tested for STIs before initiating sexual contact, or if a partner engaged in contact with someone else, but even then, certain STIs, particularly certain persistent viruses like HPV, may be impossible to detect with current medical procedures as they may be asymptomatic. Prevention is also key in addressing viral STIs such as HIV & herpes, as they are currently incurable. Many diseases that establish permanent infections can so occupy the immune system that other diseases become more easily transmitted.

The Innate immune system led by defensins against HIV can prevent transmission of HIV when viral counts are very low, but if busy with other viruses or overwhelmed, HIV can establish itself. Certain viral STI's also greatly increase the risk of death for HIV infected patients.

[edit] Condoms

Condoms only provide protection when used properly as a barrier and to and from the area that it covers. Uncovered areas are still susceptible to many STI's. In the case of HIV, sexual transmission routes almost always involve the penis, as HIV cannot spread through unbroken skin, thus properly shielding the insertive penis with a properly worn condom from the vagina and anus effectively stops HIV transmission. An infected fluid to broken skin borne direct transmission of HIV would not be considered "sexually transmitted", but can still theoretically occur during sexual contact, this can be avoided simply by not engaging in sexual contact when having open bleeding wounds. However, other STI's, usually persistent viral ones like Herpes and HPV, invade skin and mucous membranes, so a condom in that case may do little to stop transmission.

Condoms are designed, tested, and manufactured to never fail if used properly. There has not been one documented case of an HIV transmission due to an improperly manufactured condom. However, there have been cases of condom recall, as in a case in South Africa.^[2]

Proper usage entails:

• Not putting the condom on too tight at the end, and leaving 1.5 cm (3/4 inch) room at the tip for ejaculate. Putting the condom on snug can and often does lead to failure.
• Wearing a condom too loose can defeat the barrier.
• Avoiding inverting, spilling a condom once worn, whether it has ejaculate in it or not, even for a second.
• Avoiding condoms made of substances other than latex or polyurethane, as they don't protect against HIV.
• Avoiding the use of oil based lubricants (or anything with oil in it) with latex condoms, as oil can eat holes into them.

Not following the five guidelines above perpetuates the common misconception that condoms aren't tested or designed properly.

In order to best protect oneself and the partner from STI's, the old condom and its contents should be assumed to be still infectious. Therefore the old condom must be properly disposed of. A new condom should be used for each act of intercourse, as multiple usage increases the chance of breakage, defeating the primary purpose as a barrier. Defeated barrier equals potential transmission.

Once again,the world is coming to an end,because people can't control their sexual desires,like me! YEA! (wf)

to someone:

he doesn't care, then why must you? He took your heart and trust,tore it,pierced it,broke it and threw it away. because he couldn't see whats inside you, what you gave for him and how much you cared.instead he would take someone else just for the things on the outside.you are true i can tell.but he isn't worth it.don't let just this heartless and cruel person bring you down.think about the people who really care about you.then,hate,detest,despise and avenge.

fuck crunchy and youtube.
they lag shit. i can't watch naruto now.
and the chalet ended up with sickness and pain ouch.
IT HURTS DAMMIT
off to bed.

hmm... looks like we've been getting alot serious in dota now.

all ap matches and xl

our combos and skills need to be sharpened.
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buying books with rence tomorrow.
and fever is cured.

RAYMOND! DID U CHANGE MY BLOGGER SETTINGS TO MALAY!?
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i really wish to ask you again.

since everyone doesn't listen to the rules or already forgot them. i have to list them out again.

Changelog:
v.1
Started rule lists.
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v.1.1.0
-Added Terence Lee Si Xing's name to ban him from alt-tabing.
-Added Rule.28 No BDing(backdoor)

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v1.1.2
-Editted Rule 12(Mike is noisy)
-Added Rule.29

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v1.2
-Added Rule 31(By Clement)
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WnL WC Dota Rules. Version 1.2

1.No taunting, to both teamates or opponents.
2.No purposely or planned ks(killsteal).
3.Do not argue,give proper reasons or explanations for objecting another's suggestion.
4.Refrain from using Vulgarities.
5.Always make sure you can be online within 1 hour of a game.
6.Make sure you won't dc(disconnect).
7.Leave only when you really need to.
8.No noobing.(purposely feeding ect.)
9.No boasting
10.No complaining about teamates.*
11.No hacking.
12.Off all programs which are not needed before playing.
13.Only use legal hack/programs. (Sound,Scroll,HP,Hotkeys are allowed)
14.Do not expect us to always call you when we are about to play.Be ready whenever you can.Do not wander off while we are waiting for someone.We will call you only once.
15.No scroll hack in wtf mode.
16.We do a first come first serve basis.The first 10 to come in the room gets to play.
17.Try not to speak to all.
18.Do not whine.*
19.Try not to speak nonsense.**
20.Do not blame others.*
21.If there is an arguement on the mode,vote to decide.
22.Make use of the roll system.
23.Concentrate in game.
24.Do not alt-tab.***
25.Pause only when really needed.
26.Usage of leavers is allowed unless through heavy disagreement.
27.Obey the rules.
28.No BDing(Backdooring) unless allowed.
29.Outsiders can only play when we have uneven number of people and we allow and know them.
30.No sabotaging your own teammates/allies****.
31.No Spamming.

*Unless the peason is feeding or doing alot of things wrong.But do not argue.Give suggestions.Apply rule no.3.
**Nonsense is like OOT(out of topic). Suddenly talking about basketball or your parents scolding you is just disturbing. PM them or talk after the match.Unless its really important.
***Same thing.Only allowed if its really important and your name is not Terence Lee Si Xing.
****TO Raymond, Gavin and Amos.

IM BACK!

HI its ray again!

sP[Palit] has won the Asus Autumn edition against arch rival vP. Asus is the biggest LAN Tournament in Russia featuring many games including DotA. In a game that could be nominated "Game of the Year" by many, sP came out on top making them the champions of the tournament. We would like to congratulate both teams for their excellent performance! For replays and discussion go to our forums

Guess wad i took tis from.Wf will give u a kiss!

Typing crap rocks!