ok. too many things happened today.after blogging i need to do my maths

ok.me terence and raymond were on a train, i told a joke, terence didn't get it, raymond got it and couldn't stop laughing.soon after repeating, he finally understand it.then terence told a joke about the helicopter and 2 teachers and a student.lastly raymond told a joke about us.

here it goes.

my joke : John, Eric and Jonas were on a train with a Women. When the train went through a tunnel, it was pitch black, then suddenly there was a kissing sound followed by a slapping sound. When the car when out of the tunnel, John's face was red. Everyone kept quiet in order to not cause a commotion.

John thought," Eric must have kissed the women and the women thought it was me and she slapped me, damn him."
Eric thought," John must have tried to kiss the women and got slapped.What a jerk"
The women thought,"That guy must have tried to kiss me but kissed the other guy by mistake and got slapped.Two childish guys."
Jonas thought,"When this train goes through another tunnel, i could make another kissing sound and slap John again.

Terence joke:

2 teachers and a student was on a helicopter when the pilot fainted.So the helicopter went crashing.
Noticing that there is 2 parachutes left, one teacher immediately took the parachute bag and jumped off.
Since the student was young, the teacher let the student take the last one,but the student said,"Its ok, the last teacher just took my bagpack and jumped off."

Raymond's joke:

3 guys were in a train.
Guy A told a joke, it was funny, after a few jokes, it got colder.
Guy B told a joke, both of them heard it before.
Guy C was laughing at the two retarded people.

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Guy A = Me
Guy B = Terence
Guy C = Himself.

i hate him. =)

oh ya. time to update links after 1 year. wooo